1) The Damon Zex $10,000 Offer This is the infamous program where Damon Zex offers the public $10,000.00 for photos of themselves having sex with their cats and dogs. This super hypnotic show has shocked concerned citizens across the county and made the phrase "Get high or die" the anthem of evil stoners everywhere. This supreme hypno-video completely revolutionizes television, with its psychoactive effects, mind bending vocals and the most bizarre TV offer ever created.
	2) Sally Attack After appearing on Sally Jesse Raphael, Damon Zex along with his accomplice, the beautiful Black Witch, go on all-out assault against the most hypocritical Talk TV cronie alive - Sally Jesse Raphael. Included in this fast paced, comical, but rivetting, vicious condemnation of Talk TV are a barrage of video wizardry, tampon eating, and some of the most unflattering stills of Sally Jesse ever viewed. Damon Zex pokes a hole in the phony facade of superficial, politically correct Talk TV nonsense by offering this cronie up to the techno-organic demons as a sacrifice. If you are sick of mind numbing Talk TV nonsense, "Sally Attack" is a priceless masterpiece.
	3) A Day in the Life of Damon Zex For those of you who enjoy eating Rice Krispies with wine. This cinematic masterpiece will send you on the twisted journey into a day of Damon Zex's life. Tampon Eating, Sci-Fi/Horror, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Zombified Voodoo, Drinking and Driving, Sex, Vomit, Vanity, and cocaine induced weight training dot the landscape of TV's greatest madman - Damon Zex. Chant "MTV is Dead!," "Fuck for Drugs," and "Muthafucka & Cocksucker" while under Zex's hypnotic spell. After watching this masterpiece of twisted dark drama, your mind and your stomach will never be the same again.
	4) Damon's Bloodfeast This is the program which originally showcased the greatest television stunt of All Time! In rich color and flawless cinematography, watch Damon Zex remove the Black Witch's tampon and then proceed to drop it into her luscious mouth. Vampiric Damon seduces the Black Witch for a quick easy blood fix. This is the show so shocking that secret knowledge of its existence has spread across to the bizarre and perverse all over America. It even led to the elimination of Public Access viewership in suburban Columbus, Ohio. If you are really into true sexual perversity and pride yourself by thinking you are extreme, this program is a mandatory component of any erotic collection.
	5) Drinking & Driving with Damon Zex Damon Zex puts his special effects and menstrual blood back in the box, pulls out some Scotch and his evil weed, and hits the pavement in this raw documentary of Drinking & Driving in Chicago and other suburban locations. Not only is Damon Zex invading your TV set, he's invading your city streets as the Drunk Driver from Hell with an attitude to match. "Learn how to Drink & Drive and Get Away With It." This hilarious show takes silent movie skits to a new modern level, as Damon Zex drinks his way onto the streets of America.
	6) Fuck For Drugs The sequel to Damon Zex's $10,000 offer forced all three major TV networks to condemn Damon Zex as a complete abomination. In "Fuck For Drugs," Damon Zex announces to the public that he now has acquired photos of people fucking their pets, and if they don't want to be blackmailed, they must send Zex money or else. In addition to threatening scared suburban yuppy whores everywhere, Zex along with the Black Witch in Fishnet hose and garter belts, teaches young, sexy pieces of meat to memorize the phrase which will free them from sexual repression - "Fuck For Drugs!" Like the $10,000 offer, this show possesses some of the most surreal and captivating special effects witnessed on television.
	7) Cult of the Living Derelict More than a mere piece of entertainment, it is a complete statement of philosophy and religion. Master the art of dereliction from the drunken deep thinker, Damon Zex. Live from a bar, he lets you know that the only thing worth doing is absolutely - NOTHING. Sit all day watching the bugs fuck in the pastry case while blankly staring into your coffee and wine. Learn the phrase "Bibo Ergo Sum" - "I drink therefore I am" as you join the secret and sacred Cult of the Living Derelict. If you enjoy doing nothing drunken-style, you must become a member now.
	8) Damon's Drug Zone This is the first true marijuana informercial ever created anywhere on Earth. Damon Zex is selling weed, but its not the "peace is lovely, brother" type. No! It's time to buy Evil Weed, weed that gets deep inside your brain and augments your telepathic powers. This incredible parody features a solid Damon Zex "Hard Sell" as he along with a silent stoned double gets you to become part of the Zex multi-level marketing Pot Cartel. "Damon's Drug Zone" is the quintessential Supreme Stoner Video.
	9) Hate-O-Rama Watch Damon Zex go completely crazy on pounds of cocaine while shouting more straight profanity than any piece of video ever recorded. Learn how to express yourself solely in high speed coked-out splendor, as the cocksucking, mutherfucking, fucking piece of mutherfucking shit Zex teaches you how to throw your dictionaries away once and for all. Once you master this new, pure language of four-letter words you will be ready for certification of your membership.
	10) Zex Talk In a relaxed interview, Damon Zex and The Black Witch leisurely discuss the shit eating epidemic occurring everywhere. They talk about the ability to bypass expensive dildo rip-offs by creating your own with giant candy canes. The Black Witch, like Martha Stewart, very elegantly describes how to round off the edges of the candy cane before penetration. If other talk shows could possess Zex Talk's intensity, wit and shocking humor, television might actually be watchable.
	11) Geek Temple Put on your coke-bottle-bottom glasses and join Damon Zex's "Geek Temple." Allow Geek Zex, in his high pitched mega-Geek voice, teach you to love your pets; God's creations. Understand, Adam and Eve were created only so God could watch them fuck. "Dig deep! Not up your butthole, but into your pocketbooks." Learn "God is everywhere, even between your buttcheeks when you go to take a dump." Perhaps one of Zex's funniest shows. Once you become a member of the Geek Temple, you will be laughing your ass off forever.
	12) Damon Zex For President As the coked out "Muthafucka Zex," Damon Zex gives the greatest campaign speech in the history of the United States. Watch Zex, like General Patton, parade in front a giant flag and offer "FREE DRUGS! FREE SEX! FREE MONEY!" (while raising his whisky bottle and pot bong). If you elect Damon Zex for President, he will send America to another planet by selling cocaine out of the White House. Read Zex's made-up lips as he screams, "NO MORE TAXES." This parody of political nonsense nearly changed the course of the last election. If you are even slightly politically minded and enjoy a good political satire, "Damon Zex For President" is a must-have.

Other Damon Zex Hits:

	1) Damon's Bloodbath This show takes off where Damon's Bloodfeast ends with Damon Zex playing with The Black Witch's tampon. An extremely graphic sequel displays actual photos proving Zex now possesses photos of people fucking their pets. Zex threatens to destroy your pretty little neighborhood by exposing who these bestiality lovers are, unless you send him $10 million dollars. Together Bloodfeast and Bloodbath form a complete bloody tampon and bestiality protein which must be consumed by those who claim to be cutting-edgers.
	2) Zexrotica If you enjoy candle wax, whipped cream, light bondage and dominance as well as good avant garde cinematography, Zex's silent film, Zexrotica is a necessary component in your Damon Zex collection. Allow yourself to relax to its cool soundtrack and artfully created dream world of this true film d'art. Once you watch Zexrotica you will be ready to create your own erotic fantasy.
	3) Censored Hate-O-Rama The only thing funnier than the original Hate-O-Rama, where Damon Zex screams eighty million four-letter words, is this censored version when Zex is continually bleeped for a straight half-hour. The act of stopping his babbling stream of profanity makes an incredible alarm clock for those couch potatoes in a coma.
	4) Zex Invasion Watch Damon Zex, in true Chaplinesque style, seduce The Black Witch on a park bench after smoking a joint. From the romantic scene, you are thrown into the secret agent world of Talk TV Zex, who along with The Black Witch and nemesis Angsto the Clown jump through the Vaudevillian hoops of Jerry Springer and Sally Jesse Raphael. This tape also possesses a great combination of cuts from Zex's most intense shows.
	5) Zex Temple It is important for any member of the Zex Temple to understand from this fast-paced adjudication of a bloody faced Zex proclaiming so, that the Apocalypse is now at hand. "Don't let anyone lie to you about the future you do not have." Damon Zex's incredible sermon lets you know the punishment for heretics of The Zex Temple. This show proclaims the End of Humanity and teaches you the Rules for Survival. A true symphony of video imagery. Damon Zex plays the editing process like a piano as he describes the epidemic of cockroach eggs in fast food.
	6) Zex TV If you want to channel surf through the entire world of Damon Zex, ranging from his hillbilly cop character, P.P. Piggly to an Adolf Hitler President, as well as become completely mesmerized by the full band width of total Zex dementia and insanity on video, this show is the creme-de-la-creme of utter technological wizardry and theatrical humor. You don't need the rest of cable once you have Zex TV, because Zex does the channel surfing for you.
	7) Taste of Evil In this film noire video nightmare, Damon Zex teaches a little girl, played by The Black Witch, dirty sentences. Memorize the Tampon Chant, learn Sex Is Not Violence, watch Zex remove tampons in the temple and at the graveyard as well as play The Black Witch's ass like a drum to cool lounge music. Taste of Evil was edited by this master of hypnosis to specifically give the viewer nightmares.
	8) Tarot Torture In his slick cyborg glasses, black buckle jacket and gloves, Damon Zex uses his incredible Zex Cards to Voodoo an enemy who owes him money. If you want to discover what happens to a defiler of The Zex Temple or you are sick of Miss Cleo and want something darker than typical new-age nonsense, learn how to Voodoo your Enemy from the Master.
	9) Television is Watching You An electronic poem bathed in the summit of bedazzling and surreal special effects. If you enjoy the benefits of hypnosis and have personally felt those on the other side of the TV set have been watching you, you must possess the Truth - This Tape! Learn the primary code of The Zex Temple; Evolve, Mutate, Survive. Damon Zex fuses his face with the spiraling quantum and fractal energy of The Zexray, his supreme hypno-weapon which converts sound into light. Believe it or not, this show is profanity-free and takes you on a journey of the true philosophy of the supreme video wizard Damon Zex.

Damon Zex Specialty Shows!

1) The Diabolical Damon Zex Extended play, one hour long! This extensive Video Bible allows any Member of The Zex Temple to view the myriad of personalities emanating from the master of a thousand faces - Damon Zex. If you really want to learn the entire Zex experience through one incredible journey of intensity, hypnosis, humor, horror, drug using, tampon eating, and insane characterization, the Diabolical Damon Zex will consume your mind and soul. From the Geek Minister to President Doon Cough, this video leviathan will magnetically pull you into the Demonic Cove of this Supreme Mutant Alien Vampire who dares you to "Get High Or Die" and "Fuck For Drugs." After watching this masterpiece of satire and dark drama, you and your world will never be the same again.

2) The Zexray The Zexray is more than a show. It is an actual video weapon which allows you to unlock your mind through techno-organic meditation. The Zexray is a single ever-changing video signal generated through the conversion of sound into pure, abstract, pulsating, stroboscopic light. If you turn off your lights and play any music you desire, the light waves in the Zexray will bend to the beat and rhythm of that music. The Zexray turns your TV set into a kinetic sculpture which can be used for hypnosis, telepathic acceleration, or simply to make your space ultra-cool. Again, this is not a Damon Zex show, but an actual video signal which can truly alter your mind with or without drugs. Some members have played this tape so much they have had to buy it again. Once you watch the Zexray, you will enjoy your addiction.